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it’s that time of the month

aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

melkior:

send hELP

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

armaniporncenter:

im-the-risen-lord so idk if you remember , but you had this fork which had a huuuuge handle thingie and i stole it from you bc im just great . mary and i broke it somehow but i kept this part of it (: 
(we were at the mall)
(remember this ok)

That is so fucking sweet, oh my god

armaniporncenter:

im-the-risen-lord so idk if you remember , but you had this fork which had a huuuuge handle thingie and i stole it from you bc im just great . mary and i broke it somehow but i kept this part of it (:
(we were at the mall)
(remember this ok)

That is so fucking sweet, oh my god

armaniporncenter:

im-the-risen-lord so idk if you remember , but you had this fork which had a huuuuge handle thingie and i stole it from you bc im just great . mary and i broke it somehow but i kept this part of it (: 
(we were at the mall)
(remember this ok)

That is so fucking sweet, oh my god

armaniporncenter:

im-the-risen-lord so idk if you remember , but you had this fork which had a huuuuge handle thingie and i stole it from you bc im just great . mary and i broke it somehow but i kept this part of it (:
(we were at the mall)
(remember this ok)

That is so fucking sweet, oh my god

thank you. youre the best. now come back.
Anonymous

Have you ever wanted to fuck me?

thoughts on how many questions im asking you
Anonymous

They make my day

thoughts on making your own pornos for you and the gal
Anonymous

Sounds like a lot of fun

thoughts on taking things slow vs taking things fast
Anonymous

Live life in the fast lane or not at all

thoughts on my tits

Fuckin’ rockin’

thoughts on me
Anonymous

You’re like Haley’s comet, you’re rare and beautiful.

thoughts on spanking during sex
Anonymous

All I can say is fuck yes.