How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?
Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.
I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29
I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.
gender: male so far
accidentally calls ur dad bae
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
faceless bloggers are so mysterious
*furiously jerks off while crying*
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it
Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper.
when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct