I do this all the fucking time to my friends and now they all hate me
are you there god??? its me hornygirl420
THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people
And last but not least…
How I feel after stubbing my already injured toe.
You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything
that’s what the government wants you to think
Oh my gods.
Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books
He wears stripes
because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
i’m gonna hit something.
mom: *knocks on door*
me: just a second don’t come i—