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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

d0nn0:

when the shower curtain touches your legimage

clickholeofficial:

Find Out What Charles Manson, Al Roker, And Drake Have To Say

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

amazing

Actual conversation I just had with a sophomore
Him: Why do you have so much makeup in your bag?
Me: Because I like to wear makeup...
Him: That's so weird, lipstick looks so gross on girls. No wonder you're single. Guys don't like that, you know.
Me: Wow, no way! I had no idea! Man, good thing I'm gay...
He looked so horrified.

yayhaz:

do you ever just

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canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

bigbootybirch:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that this is twisted fate’s ultimate’s icon:

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silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass